Thursday, July 19, 2007

Elliptical Trainer Sore Knees




I say to those living in the interior of the peninsula have not yet properly secured the concept but to approach it in an intuitive way: the beach is the site with sand coming out in the documentary and the most successful series of television and that is by the sea, which is that other place you according to the poets and experts in physical geography will stop the rivers. For some reason incomprehensible to me so far, the beach has become a major tourist center and a magnet for domestic and foreign visitors of all ages and conditions, which let the days lying naked under a sun that someone more affection to the topics and phrases would not hesitate to define as burning and instead classify an astronomer as
star.
do not know what you are looking for these people in our beautiful coast, but for the sunbeds and beach bars have nothing to envy in terms of dryness and lack of services to the most unpopular African deserts. Any of the things you can do one on the beach also can make them much more comfortable in his holy house, in a relatively inexpensive modern solarium or in a practical and discreet peep show of the coin-operated. Whatever it is it that tourists have been lost here, it seems evident that it found in its first outing, and stubbornly returning summer after summer of laughter and races populating the halls of hotels of our coastline and brazen in clubs attached to them and may even buy houses in any particular coastal location is a price affordable for them but for us and become abusive in themselves and in shorts and sandals with white socks years rigorous golden retirement, I fear it will inevitably be the last and most painful of his long life and certainly soda. I believe that God created the beach for foreigners and that all the English should behave as well as wet and sandy enclave did not exist for not alienate him and keep patriotic identity that distinguishes us from other people: if not, we risk end up being tourists in the country of our birth and suffer the scams of unscrupulous taxi drivers, bad manners of the waiters no knowledge of English and French and the cruel taunts of kids.
(I acknowledge that I am but nothing objective in my reviews on this topic. I keep a traumatic memory of the beach that prevents me to approach within a hundred yards of it and hence I am incapable of sunbathing and salt water . When I was younger and I still drugged with LSD, and after a hectic and crazy psychedelic night of revelry in which the limits of reality were rather compromised, I decided to go for a walk up to her to enjoy the surroundings, stunned, immensity of the sea, ocean and commune with nature. I walked barefoot along the shore, feeling the wet sand massage on the feet, swam naked in all styles that I know between the loving waves almost faint and only after it and play with great effort left dry land iodine water drops that beaded my youth and emaciated body lying on the warm sand dunes paunch. It was midnight on a summer Sunday, when the sun miraculously brought me back I realized I was surrounded by a vast legion of stunned families and that the open mouths of children and adults would not shut up I get dressed and I was there, never to return never.)

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Paultry Business Plan

Vocations on the beach


comes a time in every man's life where you must decide what he wants to spend this life, this usually occurs when the man mentioned yet is in fact a man but a reckless lad of sixteen or seventeen years worried about getting magazines with which to practice auto-eroticism documented in the bathroom and hide it well so that they are not stealing his father to weigh the pros and cons of choosing one or another way between those who start from the metaphorical crossroads in which it is. Under these conditions has every chance of mistakes and build a splendid future uncertain and be led to embrace a way of life that get you down and find it annoying and makes you regret for the corners and bars bar for the rest of their monotonous and interminable
days.
Choose a job or a career formally equivalent to putting the first stone of the work on the road to failure and disappointment. The only dignified way of life in every sense of the word is the millionaire's idle, and society reserves following the unwritten rules of a religious tradition most of the seats that fit in any way in this category work for say firstborn sons of millionaires themselves idle. You may reach the status of idle rich and prone to take Sun daiquiri in hand with his private pool playing the lottery or robbing hands full for years, but the first activity is not safe from the standpoint of monetary concerns and the second is not from the police point of view and therefore and for legal reasons and above all moral
I can not recommend them. Certainly there
decent and rewarding craft more than just having no clear industry: the footballers live like pashas without hitting a stick to water, but not everyone goes to play in the First Division and no one can last thirty- in extreme cases five or forty, pornographic actors have a really pleasant existence and awaken the desire of viewers of the opposite sex and the admiration and envy of his own, but they can stay in the limelight until beyond a certain age and from this do nothing but wait for better times recalling distant death and counting the hot stories past co-dominated game of petanque.
However, the standard is being forced to endure a hell from nine to two and five to eight to exchange for coins that allow one to eat every day to stand up and returning to pit the next day and drink to forget you have to do and spend what little free time let us work to fantasize everything we wanted to be and we will not be and especially lament who we are and we never wanted or had to be, I never tire of saying that if it was not bulls football and steal our time and energy lift us once and for all weapons and would launch a bloody, socially and frankly just noisy revolution whose success will more than likely we do not become idle rich and therefore happy but at least it would make them exiles in sad solemnity or poor like us.

Friday, July 6, 2007

2004 Impala Lug Nut Size

Colors


is easy to see, unless you're a bull or a dog, two animals that apparently extreme color blindness have a way of life, and if this is not true and here is a bull or dog will beg or bark Muja and correct me, is easy to realize, he said, that the world is painted with a magical rainbow of colors. Which certainly takes away a certain understated charm to the landscape, black and white that probably would look like an elegant movie of the forties and as they are the laws of light refraction, if they are the ones that determine the color of objects and people, I suspect not, and I pray that if there is a mad scientist here he takes the floor and kick me questions and if you fancy a walk, as are the laws of optics, again, has all the earmarks of be the television studio to record one of those American series for teens
.
Everything around us is of great colors and I think it is, as they have proven to be very useful and will provide priceless services to Spain and humanity. Without them we would be more difficult to understand the signals that send us traffic lights, especially if we do not have clear concepts of up and down, and the cities would become a horrific pedestrian unions that make social life on the road and cars that spread chaos and confusion on the sidewalks. Without color we would be virtually impossible to distinguish in the supermarket white and blue cartons of skim milk of whites and reds of whole milk, especially if they know or do not bother to read the enlightening words that appear labeled them, and could hardly understand what the hell is happening in football grounds during matches and if the team local or visitor who is in possession of the ball and score a goal threat with
.
There is a whole language and science of color and people who know things painted either depending on what you want to communicate or to accomplish. In the villages the houses are limed to give a false impression of innocence and purity of its inhabitants and white walls that reflect sunlight and blind to the tourists and become easy prey for thieves and con artists. Vaudeville performers never wear yellow because it is a color that offends the eye and does not combine well with almost anything but also offends the eye and thus to what is being called good taste. The operating rooms are green. In theory that color vision relax because we associate it with nature, but I have very clear that the countryside is a soothing environment and therefore the green calm: to me the truth is that it reminds me of hospitals. Operating rooms painted green is as stained in red: there is little difference between one of these clinical aseptic rooms and horrendous cutting room of a slaughterhouse underground.